Philippine politics and award-winning open source CMS WordPress cannot seem to create good code poetry. Perhaps poetry and political harmony (read; anarchy) cannot and will never co-exist to create a dynamic Filipino WordPress community. 
I’ve been going through my rounds on the WordPress support forums for the past few days and all I see is code at the moment. Bundle in local evening news on Philippine television and you get the following results.
Look at this, I keep getting errors on this “if statement”…
if $Gloria = $evil;
(
else if ($Gloria = 'Lakas&Kampi&CMD');
else if ($Ampatuan = '&Gloria');
else if ($Gibo = 'Lakas&Kampi&CMD');
else if ($Gibo = 'forum-trolls,facebook-trolls,twitter-trolls');
then Gloria = ('Gibo');
endwhile;
)
I can’t seem to finish the statement keeps saying
'function EO error 464'
And they say I suck at PHP… they must be right…
Imagine a post about nothing can be sooo complicated. I must say, Philippine politics and WordPress don’t mix.
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LOL, that 464 error can be corrected by changing file permission on your host:
: chmod 666 gloria_kiss_of_death.gibo
Nice codes though.
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hahaha! good one I figure that will do the trick
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