Tips for Evil Overlord’s Children on Father’s Day
- Evil Overlord Dads gets a sudden burst of adrenaline and motivation after receiving a cute and cudly fathers day poem for kids or a special fathers day quote, or even a fathers day message. This proves to be an effective way to boost their egomainiacal personas.
- Fire up the Doomsday-destabilizer-bread-toaster while Evil Overlord Mom cooks Evil Overlord Dad some father’s day breakfast. That is, after Evil Overlord Mom and Dad had their own private exchange of evil doings in the wee hours of the morning.
- Invite imprisoned and fallen Evil Overlord Bernie Madoff for a Skype conference/breakfast with Dad over granula and milk and ask Madoff, “where the hell is my evil world domination money?”.
- Get North Korea to target Dad’s Evil Island Base in the Pacific so Evil Overlord Dad can test his anti-missile ion graphics shield.
- Invite David Letterman for lunch and give him a copy of the exclusively discounted and highly acclaimed (endorsed, on air, by both Governor Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh) documentary on the media coverage of the 2008 election from John Ziegler.
Anymore ideas to add? Feel free to comment on all this nonsense. Happy Father’s Day in advance!
![Lesson of the Day <p>What would you do or how would you react if you got hell after volunteering or providing a solution to what you thought was an impending production problem at work? How did I react? I just took it as hell came, neither smiling nor showing any sign that I was affected whatever was said. Of [...]</p>](http://archondigital.com/v5/wp-content/themes/archondigital/timthumb.php?src=http://archondigital.com/v5/wp-content/uploads/bang-lead.jpg&h=100&w=100&zc=1&q=100)
![Inspiration or the Lack of It <p>Archon Digital began as my rant blog for every little evil thing I can think off after a long and stressful day at work. It has since included a few sneak peaks into my world and into the stuff I really am passionate about. This evolution has been for the good as there not many [...]</p>](http://archondigital.com/v5/wp-content/themes/archondigital/timthumb.php?src=http://archondigital.com/wp-content/uploads/blur-lead.jpg&h=100&w=100&zc=1&q=100)
One Comment
When evil overlord is involved, everything always seems to wind up at world domination…
God bless his cold, black little heart. I hope he gets his Rush Limbaugh documentary and I’m cheering for him to one day achieve total world domination.
Peter@Nutrition and Wellness´s last [type] ..Vitamin D and Multiple Sclerosis Prevention
Follow vitamind3blog on Twitter
One Trackback
Poems for Father's Day Leads to World Domination | Archon Digital http://bit.ly/iXVHjh