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Tips for Evil Overlord’s Children on Father’s Day

• Evil Overlord Dads gets a sudden burst of adrenaline and motivation after receiving a cute and cudly fathers day poem for kids or a special fathers day quote,  or even a fathers day message. This proves to be an effective way to boost their egomainiacal personas.
• Fire up the Doomsday-destabilizer-bread-toaster while Evil Overlord Mom cooks Evil Overlord Dad some father’s day breakfast. That is, after Evil Overlord Mom and Dad had their own private exchange of evil doings in the wee hours of the morning.
• Invite imprisoned and fallen Evil Overlord Bernie Madoff for a Skype conference/breakfast with Dad over granula and milk and ask Madoff, “where the hell is my evil world domination money?”.
• Get North Korea to target Dad’s Evil Island Base in the Pacific so Evil Overlord Dad can test his anti-missile ion graphics shield.
• Invite David Letterman for lunch and give him a copy of the exclusively discounted and highly acclaimed (endorsed, on air, by both Governor Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh) documentary on the media coverage of the 2008 election from John Ziegler.

Anymore ideas to add? Feel free to comment on all this nonsense. Happy Father’s Day in advance!

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